Madness all around

Let me rephrase - I see mad people who like LV.

Apparently my friend over at Vanillalouisvuitton is not the only one. I discovered to my dismay that the modern world is filled with shrieking working girls who would melt into a puddle at the mere sight of a LV Multicolour or Speedy something something. I know I have fallen asleep at the wheel for this one but I have decided to do something now to stop this decadent trend of grown, intelligent women fawning over a bag made of cow skin. Or goat skin. whatever lah. It could be made from phoenix feathers and blessed by the pope for all i care.

Those who say "BUT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SMART INTELLIGENT WOMEN. SURELY THEY WON'T SPEND THEIR LIFE SAVINGS ON A HANDBAG?" Oh but they will. Check out these '"intelligent" comments from intelligent women at the sight of the new LV Batignolles (go see www.purseblog.com)

Woman A : I love your handbags!!!!!!! (so many exclaimation marks for what?)

Woman B : I LOVE Louis Vuitton bags. They are timeless and will never go out of style so it’s worth it to get at least one in your lifetime! (Timeless so why did you keep on buying one after the other, idiot)

Woman C : your bags are really nice! and i would rock them any time! (how to rock a bag?)

Woman D : I just got this bag for next semester It can fit my laptop and a few small books. (go get a backpack, dumbass)

Woman E : just how exactly do you pronounce Batignolles ? (typical stuck up girl who buy LV and act French so that she will look highclass. Ooh, look at this, Batignolles - French leh. Well, can you say Dumbass in French?)

Woman (or gay guy) : oooo….pretty…. (a severe headache occurs straight after reading this which forces me to lay down and contemplate breaking Louis Vuitton's fingers)

I will write more when the pain in my frontal lobe subsides.