I-Shuffle is immensely stupid

I saw the I-Shuffle on display when I visited the Ipod shop at Wheelock. It must be the most immensely stupid machine in the history of music apparels. The minute you see someone carrying the I-Shuffle, he or she must be an idiot. And have nothing in common with me. Which in turns means the person belongs to the other side of the meridien line of human intelligence. Why would you want some piece of crap that plays any songs it likes? I can't believe someone is actually stupid enough to fall for Apple's latest commercialised attempt to suck consumers' cash out of their wallets.

What next, the I-Phone Shuffle? A phone that calls anyone it likes?

A : Huh, why you call me?

B : My phone call you one leh. Not me.

Or

A : Heh, can call me when you get home?

B : Dunno can or not. Must see whether my phone is in the mood first. Maybe must keep shuffling till the next day to reach your phone number.