Golden Temple Amazons - What a hoot!
This movie was made in 1983 so I practically guarantee that nobody ever saw this movie before. Heck, I myself don't know what shit this movie was. The only reason I watched this movie is because it was part of the DVD package with 24 other movies.
As I pushed the play button on my DVD player, I was expecting a sword/sorcery movie along the line of "Red Sonja" basically beautiful female heroines kicking people's asses all over the place. Well, the first scene basically sunk my hopes like the Titanic because it features 8 topless women riding their horses bouncing their boobs all over the screen. What a hoot.
The storyline is hackneyed. Girl's parents are killed by Amazons (topless of course) and then grows up in the Jungle like Tarzan. Therefore she herself also walks around without a bra. Which I guess is aerodynamic and helps her climb trees and elephants. Girl Tarzan decides to seek revenge on the naked Amazons so she decides to travel to the Amazons' HQ (Golden Temple) and manages to pick up a witch doctor and two scientists along the way.
The whole movie is dedicated to showing girl Tarzan as well as other women's boobs. How? E.g. the movie spent 20 minutes showing girl Tarzan climbing elephants and swinging from vine to vine just so you can observe the curvature of her boobs at all angles. Interesting. One of the female scientists decides to go for a swim for no good reason so that we can see her diving naked in the pool. After swimming, she decides to "explore a cave" naked.
YEAH, IT IS THAT KIND OF MOVIE.
There are more boobs on screen that you can shake a stick at. I am not sure whether this movie is supposed to be artistic but it sure is INTERESTING. Heh heh.
posted by Captain Obvious at 1:04 AM
2 Comments:
Fwah... free porn.
So it is like buy 23 movies and get 1 free porn?
It is amazing. There are 24 free movies all compressed into one DVD. Most are movies I have never heard of.
After seeing Golden Temple Amazons for a second time (what can I say, it is an interesting movie), I think the director is trying to make a honest, artistic jungle movie about a naked girl who is friendly towards monkeys and elephans like Tarzan. However, the directing sucks and the whole movie unwittingly becomes cheap euro-porn instead. Which is also nice, I guess.
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