Oooh - A nice, fuzzy feeling
No, I am watching Golden Temple Amazons again. Heh heh.
I just got paid and looking my pay cheque gave me a nice, fuzzy feeling. This month is the month of bonus and allowances; my September pay thus went way pass the five-figure mark. I have never seen such an awesome pay cheque in my life (highly-paid elites like bankers and lawyers can stop reading here and go suck dick) and probably would never again. This is like, the highest point of my career. I feel like the CEO of some MNCs. I am going to take my historically high pay cheque and show it around credit card companies. In particular, American Express' famous sibei atas Black Card. Going to throw it in AMEX's face and say "You want some of it? Well, you ain't getting any! Remembre when you looked down on me? Well, I am sticking to my old vanilla gold DBS visa card! Ha Ha!"
I also read that the rage now is this Clear Card from DBS which DBS is practically whoring out for free and better still, they are waiving any requirement for applicants to have any income. Holy shit. This is so fucking unfair. Back in the bad, old days, we had to slave to get a credit card. I think back in 2000, a person's income has to hit S$3000 before one could qualify for a silver card? Having a credit card used to be like a medal of honor - like you have made it in life and has a ok job. Now, every non-working teenager seems to be carrying one or at least a supplemental card from their rich ass parents. All these teenage punks who don't have a job should stop raving about their new-found superpower to buy things without the need to use money. Get a proper job, bitches. Then we talk.
By the way, I can't help but to keep thinking about Golden Temple Amazons. Not about the bouncy boobs because as much as they may look nice from the director's artistic sense (yeah, right), they do get boring after 35223 boobs bounced across the screen for 80+ minutes. No, I am thinking about the male actors in the movie. I mean, how can they deliver their lines with a straight face and keep themselves from looking at the woman's boobs every minute or so? The male actors deserve an Oscar for being professionals. If I am in the movie, I would spend so much time looking around the "scenery" that I would forget all my lines. I would be quite useless in a porn movie. But then with a five figure salary, I wouldn't have to resort to being an extra in a cheap, trashy euro-porn movie. At least, not yet anyway. Either way though, I win.
I just got paid and looking my pay cheque gave me a nice, fuzzy feeling. This month is the month of bonus and allowances; my September pay thus went way pass the five-figure mark. I have never seen such an awesome pay cheque in my life (highly-paid elites like bankers and lawyers can stop reading here and go suck dick) and probably would never again. This is like, the highest point of my career. I feel like the CEO of some MNCs. I am going to take my historically high pay cheque and show it around credit card companies. In particular, American Express' famous sibei atas Black Card. Going to throw it in AMEX's face and say "You want some of it? Well, you ain't getting any! Remembre when you looked down on me? Well, I am sticking to my old vanilla gold DBS visa card! Ha Ha!"
I also read that the rage now is this Clear Card from DBS which DBS is practically whoring out for free and better still, they are waiving any requirement for applicants to have any income. Holy shit. This is so fucking unfair. Back in the bad, old days, we had to slave to get a credit card. I think back in 2000, a person's income has to hit S$3000 before one could qualify for a silver card? Having a credit card used to be like a medal of honor - like you have made it in life and has a ok job. Now, every non-working teenager seems to be carrying one or at least a supplemental card from their rich ass parents. All these teenage punks who don't have a job should stop raving about their new-found superpower to buy things without the need to use money. Get a proper job, bitches. Then we talk.
By the way, I can't help but to keep thinking about Golden Temple Amazons. Not about the bouncy boobs because as much as they may look nice from the director's artistic sense (yeah, right), they do get boring after 35223 boobs bounced across the screen for 80+ minutes. No, I am thinking about the male actors in the movie. I mean, how can they deliver their lines with a straight face and keep themselves from looking at the woman's boobs every minute or so? The male actors deserve an Oscar for being professionals. If I am in the movie, I would spend so much time looking around the "scenery" that I would forget all my lines. I would be quite useless in a porn movie. But then with a five figure salary, I wouldn't have to resort to being an extra in a cheap, trashy euro-porn movie. At least, not yet anyway. Either way though, I win.
posted by Captain Obvious at 2:29 AM
5 Comments:
Wa-lou-eh.
Even my highest pay with all bonuses in, I have never reach 5-figure.
double bonus for you-- boobs and bonus in cash.
life's not fair.
About damn time. I need the money to go holiday. Did I tell u I am taking one month leave in Oct so I will only be back to work in Nov? Don't know where to go.
Fwah...
Can't believe this-- go for a 1 month europe trip la.
If you happen to go Paris, can ask you to help me buy LV... hee...hee. Cheaper there so I can save a couple of hundreds.
I am stuck with this guy friend who couldn't make up hs bloody mind where to go. He wanted to go to Japan to ahem . . meet(?) those "special" girls in sailor moon uniforms. I don't feel like going with him leh although I have many friends in Tokyo.
Well, you know how we men like Jap girls.
GO la... see those sailor moons with him lo. different experience from the last trip that you had with decent girls.
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