Congratulations are in line . . .
When my maid came in this morning, she said:
Maid : Congratulations, Sir!
CO : Hmmph? What happened? (I was thinking maybe my gardener dug out a box of gold in my garden yesterday. Woo Hoo!)
Maid : Singapore beat Thailand in yesterday's football final.
Oh yeah, which reminds me . . . . . .
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SINGAPORE 3 : 2 THAILAND
IN YOUR FAT FACES, BITCHES! WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW?!!!
ALL THE FUCKING ROLLING AROUND AND WALKING OFF THE PITCH LIKE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES DIDN'T HELP YOU AT ALL, DID IT? AT LEAST THE LAO PEOPLE HAD THE INTEGRITY TO STAY ON THE PITCH EVEN WHEN THEY WERE LOSING 11-0.
I got like three Lao people congratulating me for Singapore's victory in this morning alone. One actually was cheeky enough to ask me to buy him a treat. I am in a good mood today. It is not everyday Singapore can claim to be the Champion of ASEAN.
Some people might tell me "But CO, Singapore play a negative defensive game compared to the attractive style of the Thais!" To which, I will respond "Do I look like we give a shit? We are champions, bitches. Build a bridge. Get over it."
Coffe and cookies for the whole offifce this afternoon.
Maid : Congratulations, Sir!
CO : Hmmph? What happened? (I was thinking maybe my gardener dug out a box of gold in my garden yesterday. Woo Hoo!)
Maid : Singapore beat Thailand in yesterday's football final.
Oh yeah, which reminds me . . . . . .
.
.
.
.
.
SINGAPORE 3 : 2 THAILAND
IN YOUR FAT FACES, BITCHES! WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW?!!!
ALL THE FUCKING ROLLING AROUND AND WALKING OFF THE PITCH LIKE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES DIDN'T HELP YOU AT ALL, DID IT? AT LEAST THE LAO PEOPLE HAD THE INTEGRITY TO STAY ON THE PITCH EVEN WHEN THEY WERE LOSING 11-0.
I got like three Lao people congratulating me for Singapore's victory in this morning alone. One actually was cheeky enough to ask me to buy him a treat. I am in a good mood today. It is not everyday Singapore can claim to be the Champion of ASEAN.
Some people might tell me "But CO, Singapore play a negative defensive game compared to the attractive style of the Thais!" To which, I will respond "Do I look like we give a shit? We are champions, bitches. Build a bridge. Get over it."
Coffe and cookies for the whole offifce this afternoon.
posted by Captain Obvious at 12:11 AM
1 Comments:
Realli?
You will only get response like this in a foreign land.
Then again, how many players are actual Singaporeans?
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