I couldn't add a title to this entry. Strange. Blogger is acting up?

Speaking of Chinese and Vietnamese girls having higher street-smarts than the average Singaporean man, I recall meeting this Singaporean businessman some months back.

This Singaporean businessman (SB) wanted to invest in Laos and he approached me to ask for advice. SB wanted to do some import/export business. He was the typical Singaporean businessman and I have met many of his type. Mid forties and pock-marked. Thick gold chain or watch (rolex). All talk loud and speak brashly of their ambitious plans to have a big investment here - as if they are Bill Gates. So, SB was waxing lyrical over his plans - as if he would be the next BIG THING in this country. The curious thing was that he brought a lady "companion" who was from, yeah you guessed it, China. She was tall, slim, fair and pretty.

I know better to be judging books by its covers but seriously, you know instantly that these two are not your usual platonic, sex-free friends. Loud Singaporean businessman with a Chinese "lady companion"? Yeah, right. And pigs can strap up jet boosters and attain aerodynamic efficency i.e. can fly. Ooh look, that's one flying across my window now, waving a burger at me.

This Chinese lady was plainly embarrassed to be seen with SB. According to SB, she also wanted to look into opportunities to set up a massage parlour. Hmm. Well, so SB was yakking long and short before this happened:

SB : So, I plan to bring in all my good through the seaport in Laos and move them to these warehouse in Vientiane . . . . .
CO : Excuse me, did you say move your good through the port in Laos?
SB : Yeah. The SEAPORT in Laos.
CO : SEAPORT?
SB : Yeah, why?
CO : Laos is landlocked. There is no sea bordering this country.
SB : Ha ha, you are joking?
CO : No (show map to SB). See landlocked. Closest port is in Thailand. All goods move through Bangkok than by overland transit to Laos.
SB : Cannot be lah . . . . . .
CO: Yeah, can be. Trust me, I have been here for years. I should know whether there is a sea around Laos or not.
SB : . . . . . but but . . .where got country has no sea one? (a truly dumbass question. The Swiss will also be happy to answer this one.)
Chinese lady : (tug her man's sleeve). Please keep quiet.

Basically, the fucker wasted my time telling me his grand plans about shipping things to Laos via a non-existant sea port. BLAH, BLA, BLAH. I WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY. BLAH, BLAH. In the end, that moron didn't even know his geography. He just assumed every country was like Singapore and got a sea line and had a port.

The Chinese lady "'companion" was much smarter. You can tell she was embarrassed to be seen with an idiot. The more SB yakked about his grandiose plans, the more embarrassed she was. Regarding her plans to set up a massage parlour, she asked some sensible questions like tax and labour costs. I wish I could have told her that she should ditch this dumbass but I think she already knew that. A smart and pretty lady like her could do better than being "booked" by a forty-something year-old Singaporean dumbass who talked big and didn't know a thing about geography. Singaporean men like those deserved to be cheated.

I fully support Singaporean men marry Chinese and Vietnamese women. Just to show them how smart women from other so-called 3rd world countries could be. Sometimes, you get the feeling that Singaporean men are treating them like pets from 3rd world countries with no education and are therefore stupid and easily manipulated like sex toys. Just be there to cook for them and have sex with at night. YEAH, RIGHT.

I also just heard months ago that my brother is having an affair with a Chinese lounge hostess. No sympathies here. Good luck to that bastard (just in case anyone wonders, I am not close to my siblings). I wish the Chinese lounge hostess would cheat all his money to teach him a valuable lesson which no money in the world can buy.