The Dawn of Silliness - Fakeyourspace.com
Last week (pre CNY), someone recommended that I should expand my online profile by joining some stupid whoring internet sites such as MySpace or Facebook. This is so that I could increase the possibility of meeting my "Special One" out there. I personally think these internet sites take stupid to a whole new level. If human civilisation collapsed one day, historians a thousand years from now can trace the decline exactly to the date some dumbasses started posting ineligible writings on his myspace website. " Hi, I am 4EVERHOT :) I am pretty and horny and get turned on by abs, asses, boobs and porn. Come cum with me!" Like I said, a whole new level of stupid. I rather have someone hit my balls repeatedly with a knotted rope (ala James Bond in Casino Royale) than participate in the sea of lies and silliness on MySpace.
My idiot friend also told me that since it is important to look (sound) cool on MySpace, it is imperative that I should show people that I have popular supermodel friends within my network (friends list). People who have pictures of beautiful friends are always being approached and worshipped by other idiots on MySpace. However, most normal individuals like you and me don't have supermodel as pals. So what to do? Apparently, one of the things to do is to visit www.fakeyourspace.com.
What is www.fakeyourspace.com?
It basically allows you to pick pics of random supermodels to put on your friends list as fake friends. Not only that, it also let you create fake customised messages and comments from these fake friends to leave on your comment wall so that you look popular! You can even customised one of these models to be your fake lover.
Isn't this amazing? These website is offering fake friends to people so that they can look popular on MySpace. One word = LOSER.
Check the following advert from www.fakeyourspace.com out.
"You may be asking yourself why should you pay for something like this? Our answer to you is because it's dirt cheap. Our basic plan starts at only $.99 This will give you 2 messages per week for 4 weeks. So for only $.99 you will receive 8 messages that will be there forever, not to mention our Models picture which will show up on your friends list. A pretty small price to pay for online popularity don't you think?"
When my friend asked me to check out this website where one can fake one's profile on MySpace, I thought, " Nah. There is no way anyone can be so loser. Paying money for the right to post supermodels pics up as fake friends? No fucking way." Well, guess I was wrong. People who are so desperate for online popularity that they are willing to pay for fake internet friends require serious mental help. By "serious mental help", I meant being hit by a hammer over their head until it bleeds.
The light of civilisation just got darker.
My idiot friend also told me that since it is important to look (sound) cool on MySpace, it is imperative that I should show people that I have popular supermodel friends within my network (friends list). People who have pictures of beautiful friends are always being approached and worshipped by other idiots on MySpace. However, most normal individuals like you and me don't have supermodel as pals. So what to do? Apparently, one of the things to do is to visit www.fakeyourspace.com.
What is www.fakeyourspace.com?
It basically allows you to pick pics of random supermodels to put on your friends list as fake friends. Not only that, it also let you create fake customised messages and comments from these fake friends to leave on your comment wall so that you look popular! You can even customised one of these models to be your fake lover.
Isn't this amazing? These website is offering fake friends to people so that they can look popular on MySpace. One word = LOSER.
Check the following advert from www.fakeyourspace.com out.
"You may be asking yourself why should you pay for something like this? Our answer to you is because it's dirt cheap. Our basic plan starts at only $.99 This will give you 2 messages per week for 4 weeks. So for only $.99 you will receive 8 messages that will be there forever, not to mention our Models picture which will show up on your friends list. A pretty small price to pay for online popularity don't you think?"
When my friend asked me to check out this website where one can fake one's profile on MySpace, I thought, " Nah. There is no way anyone can be so loser. Paying money for the right to post supermodels pics up as fake friends? No fucking way." Well, guess I was wrong. People who are so desperate for online popularity that they are willing to pay for fake internet friends require serious mental help. By "serious mental help", I meant being hit by a hammer over their head until it bleeds.
The light of civilisation just got darker.
posted by Captain Obvious at 2:13 AM
5 Comments:
This is the first time I hear something like this.
Hmmm... idea, I can start an asian version. How can I use the ang mo faces with names like Xu Ting, Wei qiang or Mohammad Ali?
Yeah, IDEA hor. Since there are so many idiots dying to rent online friends to make themselves look popular, why not gather some supermodel friends of yours and rent out their pics?
$5 a month a person. Not bad.
Ha... no need la. Ugly ones also can. We have photoshop mah.
On a serious note, are people getting desperate or they have all along been desperate?
My money is that people have always been desperate. They are always dying to be popular - internet gives them the opportunity to be so.
True. Blog is one obvious example.
But the price to be popular is the loss of freedom of speech. You need to watch what you say and in some cases, how you say.
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