Ah, hamburgers.
You may not think much about hamburgers since it is essentially just two buns sandwiching a beef pattie. Some lettuce and tomato are thrown in for show since no one cares about vegetables in a burger. Seriously, vegetables have as much importance in burgers as I have in my current job. One should only put meat and cheese in a hamburger. If I am a tomato, lettuce or some other green leafy things which is supposed good for health, I would quit my job rather if someone asks me to be in a burger.
Buns : Hi, who are you?
Lettuce : I am lettuce. I am applying for the job of being in a burger.
Cheese : Holy shit. You sure? I hope you know that it is a dirty job.
Lettuce: How dirty can it be?
Cheese: Dirty like a foreign worker getting paid S$25 a day shovelling dirt and shit, but was still abandoned at the road side by his Singaporean foreman in order to avoid paying his hospitalisation bills.
Lettuce: I don't take advice from something as yellow as you. Who run this place?
Cheese: Me. I am the head cheese.
Lettuce: Stop shitting me. Hey look, he is a vegetable. Who say there is no vegetable in a burger?
Cheese : That is a pickle. He lost all nutritional value a long time ago. We don't consider him as a vegetable any more.
Pickle: (Whisper) Save yourself . . . . run to a sandwich. It is more healthy there . . .
Lettuce: Oh come on. I don't believe this. This place can't be that unhealthy.
Beef Patty: Hey, new guy. Come and wrap yourself around me. Careful with the trans oil dripping though.
Speaking of burgers, before Iwent to New York, a friend of mine asked me to check out the Shack Burger - supposedly a New York experience that is not to be missed.
Located at the Southeast corner of Madison Square Park, the Shake Shack produces the famous Shack Burgers. I went that at about lunch time, and the queue is like toto queue long. It took me about half an hour to get a Shack Burger.
What makes the Shack burger special is that the beef pattie is thick and uses a mixture of different cuts of beef. Most burgers uses ground beef but Shack Burgers use sirloin and some other cuts. So what you cut is a fatty patty which is really yummy.
The next time I go to NY, I will order two burgers, sit at Madison Park, drink a milkshake and eat till I pop.